Fuel Fanatic Gifts

"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Family Car to Feed.

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

Oil tanker and refinery.

Regular and Decaf Fuel.

China Syndrome.

Cars suckling at a petrol tanker.

World economics crisis

'Graphite... For a while now.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

'But what if we do switch to gas, and then the cost goes through the roof?'

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Out of gas driver comes to gas pump sees out of order sign.

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this it smells of Petrol.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'. . .I ran out of fuel. Can you please send someone out for me?'

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick.

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Petrol Camel

'What did you say gasoline was selling for?'

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Alcoholics And Gasoholics

"And for the journey home would sir like to try a 2021 unleaded?"

British Petrol Station

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'I got a bit carried away panic buying petrol.'

"What kind of fuel am I?"

Financing Available