Fuel Fanatics Gifts

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'See I told you gas prices were going to fall,'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"