Fossil Enthusiasts Gifts

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Jurassic Pork

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Roget's Pet

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'