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'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"