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Innovate or die.

Mind if we eat rural tonight?My doctor says I need more fibre in my diet.

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

"Why don't you become a boxer? Haha, just kidding!"

What really happened to the dinosaurs: 'Hey, I got it let's build a nuclear plant on a fault line.'

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

Geekasaurus.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

65,000,000 B.C.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"You gotta be kidding me... A Triceratops? Last week it was a Stegosaurus and a Pterodactyl the week before but never a Tyrannosaurus."

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

That was unnecessary when the health department advised us to avoid touching our faces.

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

He says he's from the "Internal Rock Service" or something. IRS.

'My gramma got bigger teeth than you!... You so ugly...'

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

'No, sweetie, they didn't use up their 15 minutes of fame. Dinosaurs became extinct.'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"...seems more and more of our friends are becoming extinct every week."

'Honey, the guidebook was right... this is indeed a historic road!'