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The Last Mosquito

Vote Jones - the last low budget political campaign.

'Voter turnout was low this year.' - Prehistoric Elections

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

Early dinosaur humour.

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Do you have it in a larger size?

'Whoa cool screen saver.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Ah well, we may be history but at least they'll learn from us, eh?"

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

65 Million Years Ago

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."