Dinosaur Fanatic Gifts

The Last Mosquito

Vote Jones - the last low budget political campaign.

'Voter turnout was low this year.' - Prehistoric Elections

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

Early dinosaur humour.

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Do you have it in a larger size?

'Whoa cool screen saver.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Ah well, we may be history but at least they'll learn from us, eh?"

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.