Dinosaur Fans Gifts

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

Lineup

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Just attack him and steal the dang club, Vince! That 'rub the belly' thing is just a myth!'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Primitive magician

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Best before 65 million BC.