Dinosaur Fanatics Gifts

"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

The Very Last Dinosaur

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"I think the lines down!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

65 Million Years Ago

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It's the dawn of a new era"