Dinosaur Fanatics Gifts

"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

The Very Last Dinosaur

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"I think the lines down!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Primitive magician

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Best before 65 million BC.