Dinosaur Lovers Gifts

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'I wonder which era our luggage went to?'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

65 Million Years Ago

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"All my symptoms are old ... "