Dinosaur Lovers Gifts

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'I wonder which era our luggage went to?'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Primitive magician

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'