Dino Enthusiasts Gifts

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"If we teamed up we would be unstoppable."

The late Cretaceous period.

'Sheesh! These party favors will be the death of us!'

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

"Uh, oh...I just found out the new neighbors are herbivores."

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'I see the free government birth control bill passed.'

Jurassic Ark

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Free range dinosaur eggs

"Everything taste like pterodactyl to you."

"I can't fit these things, but I'm sure it doesn't matter. . ."

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked.

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'

Lunch money? What's lunch money?

'Looks almost humanoid.'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'You're not planning on doing anything stupid at your graduation, are you?'

"Now, this one is loaded with options."

"A shooting star! Make a wish, Billy, you ugly doofus."

65 Million Years Ago

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Foster failure