Dino Enthusiast Gifts

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Tea, Rex?

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"The problem isn't when there are a lot of candles, it's when they give up and only use one."

Extinction imminent

'You never take me anywhere!!'

A caveman kid brings a huge dinosaur home - 'He followed me home mum... can I keep him, please, can I!'

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

"My god - a thesaurus!"

"Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail!"

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

'You ask him to leave.'

"We could really use a bidet."

The first focus group discovered they could generate more ideas if meetings were held indoors. 'I hope you captured that last build.'

Dinosaur Funeral Director

"Extinction? Relax. We're too big to fail."

'I'd like to have children someday, but only after I've established a career!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Caveman surprised by dinosaur.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

"They want to know whose original climate we're restoring it to."

What really, really happened to the dinosaurs.

'Meat again! That's the last dinosaur I kill.'