Dinosaur Enthusiast Gifts

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

The first Valentine...

"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Did I say 'merger'? I meant 'acquisition'.'

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

"If you cover your eyes, you can make it go away."

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

Dinosaur to dinosaur: 'Forget it. No matter how hard you study, you'll never become a thesaurus.'

'I have mostly conservative investments in my retirement portfolio, plus a few riskier, short-term performers tossed in as a hedge against inflation.'

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

"But you can call me Rex."

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

The First Vegetarians.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'