Dino Aficionado Gifts

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

"Hey! Something smells good!"

You have to hunt a different one

' ... and I'd like a few mastodons over there, and some deer here, and ... '

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

'See what happens when you forget to feed your pet?'

"This game is gonna take forever!"

Party Animals.

'Definitely, your wife is a great bait.'

"Gross Carl. You have one coming out of your nose."

"It's a Saber-toothed Tiger/Woolly Mammoth blend. Doesn't shrink as much in the wash."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Climate change? That's about as likely as a meteorite..."

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

"Pick me!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Mardi Gras

Jurassic Parking Lot

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Early photobombing

Cling-On Dog

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"