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'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

"Hey! Something smells good!"

' ... and I'd like a few mastodons over there, and some deer here, and ... '

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

'See what happens when you forget to feed your pet?'

"This game is gonna take forever!"

Party Animals.

'Definitely, your wife is a great bait.'

"Gross Carl. You have one coming out of your nose."

"It's a Saber-toothed Tiger/Woolly Mammoth blend. Doesn't shrink as much in the wash."

"Climate change? That's about as likely as a meteorite..."

"Pick me!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Mardi Gras

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cling-On Dog

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Early photobombing

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bears going water skiing.

"I think we may be related!"