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'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

'Bad sport.'

"Department of infernal affairs. How may I misdirect your employee pension plan?"

"Ok, first the good news..."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Party Animals.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Raincloud Umbrella

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Astral Projection

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Primitive magician

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Save the unicorn.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'