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"I don't wish to be disturbed. If anyone calls, tell them I'm in the details."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Meowlzebub

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Hellbillies.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Pizza at the Round Table

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Descartes's Demon

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Rusalka

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."