Demonology Aficionado Gifts

"I don't wish to be disturbed. If anyone calls, tell them I'm in the details."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Meowlzebub

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Hellbillies.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Pizza at the Round Table

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Descartes's Demon

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Rusalka

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

'Soup's off.'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"