Demonology Fan Gifts

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'WHOA Look out, you idiot You almost walked under a ladder'

'Actually, I'm here on a time share swap.'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meowlzebub

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."