Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.
Demonologist Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a demonologist’s love of the supernatural and the mysterious? Our collection offers witty, captivating items that celebrate their passion for all things demonic and occult. Perfect for anyone fascinated by the darker realms, these products combine creativity and humor to make lasting impressions. Whether they’re a professional demonologist or simply intrigued by the supernatural, find something special that speaks to their interests and sense of humor.
Puppetry for the damned
"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"
Please Wait To Be Scared.
'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'
I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.
"Have you got anything for chapped lips...?"
"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"
"We need to think outside the pentangle."
Orientation: Welcome to Hell
Meowlzebub
"I must have pressed the wrong button."
'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 2
"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"
"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"
"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."
Hellbillies.
"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"
"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"
'All right. Who's in charge around here?'
Descartes's Demon
"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."
'They come down here to smoke.'
'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'
"Dad, do you believe in God?"
"Hey - are those scented candles???"
Devil Tricks
'At least it's a dry heat'
Excercising demons
'WHOA Look out, you idiot You almost walked under a ladder'
'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'
"The crowdfunding"
'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'
Demonologist Gifts Collection
Demonologist Mugs
Discover our range of demonologist-themed mugs with clever, supernatural designs that will keep their coffee cozy and their spirits high.
Demonologist Pillows
Browse our demonologist pillows—quirky and comfortable accessories that bring a touch of the dark arts to any room.
Demonologist Prints
Check out our supernatural-themed prints—artful and witty pieces that celebrate the mysterious side of life for any demonologist.
Demonologist T-Shirts
Explore our collection of demonologist t-shirts—funny, mystical, and perfect for showcasing their fascination with the supernatural world.