Demonologist Pillows

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Puppetry for the damned

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

Please Wait To Be Scared.

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Have you got anything for chapped lips...?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Meowlzebub

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Hellbillies.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Descartes's Demon

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Devil Tricks

'At least it's a dry heat'

Excercising demons

"The crowdfunding"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

"Intern."

Devil's Fireplace

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."