Demonology Pillows

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Meowlzebub

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Hellbillies.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Descartes's Demon

'They come down here to smoke.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

Devil Tricks

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Excercising demons

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

Devil's Fireplace

Please Wait To Be Scared.

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

"I don't wish to be disturbed. If anyone calls, tell them I'm in the details."

'I had an overwhelming urge to be nice again. I think I need a holiday.'

'I'm afraid of heights.'

Satan relaxes at home with the Hounds of Hell and Ted, his favorite image/media consultant.

Puppetry for the damned