Demonology Nerd Pillows

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Vlad the Inhaler

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Meowlzebub

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Hellbillies.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Evolution on the brink

Descartes's Demon

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

Brunhilda with a mask.

Digital Dinosaur

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

Excercising demons

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'