Demonologist With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Excercising demons

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Meowlzebub

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

Hellbillies.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

T-rex takes a selfie

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

Descartes's Demon

'It's called a digital watch.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

'WHOA Look out, you idiot You almost walked under a ladder'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

Please Wait To Be Scared.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Devil's Fireplace