Demonologist With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Excercising demons

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Meowlzebub

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

Hellbillies.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

T-rex takes a selfie

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Descartes's Demon

'It's called a digital watch.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

'I still don't get it. I can't see the likeness.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

Please Wait To Be Scared.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Devil's Fireplace