Demonology Nerd Gifts

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Vlad the Inhaler

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Meowlzebub

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Hellbillies.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Evolution on the brink

Descartes's Demon

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

Brunhilda with a mask.

Digital Dinosaur

'At least it's a dry heat'

"But you can call me Rex."

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

Excercising demons

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"