Demon Enthusiast Gifts

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Despite his undeniable talent, Glaargh the wailing demon prince from beyond the void was finding it tough to break into the children's entertainment industry.

Maybe you're not the lesser of two evils. Maybe you just haven't found the evil that best suits your talents.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

'Credit is tight, so the bank has asked to look after the collateral side of things.'

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Yes, mom. . . that's a picture of my new girlfriend."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Ancient Racing

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'It's an extinction notice.'

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"