Demon Enthusiasts Gifts

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Ancient Racing

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Dead Funny

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

65 Million Years Ago

Best before 65 million BC.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"