Monster Enthusiasts Gifts

Young Godzilla.

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'Good evening. I'm the scary person who'll be hiding under your son's bed tonight!'

Loch Ness

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Uh, Sir... would you please remove your neck bolts and try again?'

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Giant Monster in Bath

Blue Monster in Bath

Monster Buskers

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Clean up this room or El Cucuy is gonna get you!"

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

Man has sign saying 'Will work for food'. Monster says 'Great, hop in.'

'It's so quiet around here, now that the kids are fattened up and gone.'

Oh sure...! We do all the work and he gets all the commercial endorsements!

So Help Me Godzilla

'A payment plan? What do you mean?'

'He's not really scared of the fire . . . he's scared of growing older.'

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

'Oh sorry! We thought he was an asylum seeker!'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"He's afraid to go to sleep. He thinks there's a person under his bed."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"don't fear Igor, it will do for the time being."

'Working under kids' beds for over 17 years and today I find out they're outsourcing my job to some monster in China.'