Monster Enthusiasts Gifts

Young Godzilla.

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

'Good evening. I'm the scary person who'll be hiding under your son's bed tonight!'

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Loch Ness

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"don't fear Igor, it will do for the time being."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"He's afraid to go to sleep. He thinks there's a person under his bed."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'Oh sorry! We thought he was an asylum seeker!'

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

'A payment plan? What do you mean?'

Oh sure...! We do all the work and he gets all the commercial endorsements!

'It's so quiet around here, now that the kids are fattened up and gone.'

Man has sign saying 'Will work for food'. Monster says 'Great, hop in.'

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

'Uh, Sir... would you please remove your neck bolts and try again?'

'Working under kids' beds for over 17 years and today I find out they're outsourcing my job to some monster in China.'

Natural hand soap

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"That bloke is an absolute LEGEND!!"

Noah's Oversight

Family situation, "Ooh he's got his dad's bolts!"

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

Monster Buskers

Blue Monster in Bath