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'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Meowlzebub

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Hellbillies.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

'It was a split decision.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

"Department of infernal affairs. How may I misdirect your employee pension plan?"

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

Excercising demons

Pest Shop.

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

'WHOA Look out, you idiot You almost walked under a ladder'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'