Demon Aficionado Pillows

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

'Bad sport.'

"Department of infernal affairs. How may I misdirect your employee pension plan?"

"Ok, first the good news..."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Party Animals.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Swiss army knife

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Hello - I'm from the future..."