Angel And Demon Aficionado Pillows

"Hate to say I told you so!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Suite Hereafter

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'All You Can Eat Wings.'