Angel Vs. Devil Enthusiast Pillows

He' not a quitter - I

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

Your angel is always with you

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'