Angel Vs. Devil Enthusiast Gifts

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Cherub string quartets

'I had multiple personalities.'

Your angel is always with you

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"