Angels And Demons Fan Gifts

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Shoe repair

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Heaven and Hell

Water Balloons.

"Watch and learn, Son."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

Wow, it's going to be a cold night! Too bad you're not allowed in the house...

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'Look, you need a Pharaoh and I need a job.'

Gusty Day.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

What Icecap?

"I don't have time right now to recite the entire litany of reasons why I think you look and act like a couple of idiots."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."