Angels And Demons Gifts

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Heaven and Hell

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'