Angel Vs Demon Enthusiast Gifts

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Your angel is always with you