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"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

The Reason for Storms

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"Bip."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Next World Tours

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"