Angel And Devil Fanatics T-Shirts

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Heaven and Hell

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'No hitchhikers!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Angel in an electric chair.

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

Deliverance

"Sorry - Going Down."

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

Angel Statue

'Turn off your mobile.'