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'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Heaven and Hell

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'No hitchhikers!'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Angel in an electric chair.

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

Keats and Shelley are fascinated by those poetry slams.

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

Angel's cloud is leaking

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

Deliverance

He' not a quitter - I

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

Angel Statue

'Turn off your mobile.'