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"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Shoe repair

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Heaven and Hell

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Watch and learn, Son."

Water Balloons.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Wow, it's going to be a cold night! Too bad you're not allowed in the house...

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'Look, you need a Pharaoh and I need a job.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

Gusty Day.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

What Icecap?

Either this beer is making me intoxicated or you are

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

Angel in an electric chair.