Angel And Devil Fans Gifts

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Shoe repair

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'No hitchhikers!'

Water Balloons.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'Faked his own death.'

Keats and Shelley are fascinated by those poetry slams.

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

'We're from Manhattan."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'