Angel And Devil Fans Prints

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Shoe repair

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'No hitchhikers!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Water Balloons.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'Faked his own death.'

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'We're from Manhattan."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'