Angel And Devil Fan Prints

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"Sorry - Going Down."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Shoe repair

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Heaven and Hell

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Water Balloons.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'Faked his own death.'

Angel in an electric chair.

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

Mother with Child.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

'We're from Manhattan."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'