Angel And Devil Fan Prints

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"Sorry - Going Down."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Shoe repair

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Heaven and Hell

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Water Balloons.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Mother with Child.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Angel in an electric chair.

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'Faked his own death.'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'We're from Manhattan."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

"The nerve! Wearing red pumps!"