Angels And Devils Gifts

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Sorry - Going Down."

"Of course you can! You're more than welcome here whenever you fancy a cigarette."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'