Angels And Devils Gifts

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Sorry - Going Down."

"Of course you can! You're more than welcome here whenever you fancy a cigarette."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.