Angels And Demons Lore Gifts

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Heaven and Hell

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Angel Romance

Angel in an electric chair.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

"Hi! We're your neighbours from hell."

He' not a quitter - I

"This is not what I expected Heaven to look like."

"Sorry - Going Down."

Tsunami aftermath.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

Heavenly Suggestion Box

What are the ethics of teaching ethics in school?

"I can't play the blues like I used to."

"Of course you can! You're more than welcome here whenever you fancy a cigarette."

"It's so fresh and clean up here...and it smells like dryer sheets!"

"Hate to say I told you so!"

"Have my bags been in my possession the whole time? What kind of question is that?!"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

'Oh dear, another fallen angel - blast this hole in the ozone layer.'