Angels And Demons Lore Pillows

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Heaven and Hell

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Angel Romance

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

Angel in an electric chair.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

"Sorry - Going Down."

Tsunami aftermath.

"Hi! We're your neighbours from hell."

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

Heavenly Suggestion Box

What are the ethics of teaching ethics in school?

"I can't play the blues like I used to."

"It's so fresh and clean up here...and it smells like dryer sheets!"

"Of course you can! You're more than welcome here whenever you fancy a cigarette."

"Hate to say I told you so!"

"Have my bags been in my possession the whole time? What kind of question is that?!"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

'Oh dear, another fallen angel - blast this hole in the ozone layer.'

'Our earthly mattress had more support.'