Angel And Demon Aficionado Gifts

"Hate to say I told you so!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Suite Hereafter

"You run into a window, too?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"I opted for the upgrades."