Monster Aficionado Pillows

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'Brains...brains...brains.'

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

'Your facebook page says you're heavily into recycling.'

'Lock your door and role up your window.'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Computer Virus.

Boo!

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

'I asked to see your birth certificate. This is your death certificate.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Look at my new tattoo...does it make me look real dangerous and stuff?"

"He's fine, he's the lot less monster."

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"

"Shine the flashlight over here. Um, Ralph?!"

I'm Hungry, Please Make An Organ Donation

"Why does it matter to you what my blood group is?"

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

Once Cute, once handsome, once tall and lithe, once given to optimism

A weird slug-man who says 'Wayne' instead of wine.

"Should we order online or go out for a bite?"

"My heart is in my throat every time you do this!"

"Damn girl - you're making me wish I still had my penis."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Munster Island.

"We're not going to get anywhere with this guy until sunrise."

"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"

"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"

'Another Scotch?'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Monster Squashed Under the Bed of an Obese Man.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'The cops gave me a bad wrap.'