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"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'